White is Not Might

My life sucks because I can’t ever make white tshirts work for me.

Same thing all the time: What the fuck is that stain?! When did that even happen?! Why can’t I keep food in my mouth?! Why won’t food leave my butt alone?! Why am I such a failure in life?!

Why hello there, Black Tshirt, looks like you can’t get rid of me, not in a long while.

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